Tuesday the Ninth (and also the twenty fourth)

My darlings, hello. Welcome back to the former archival novelty that is us. You were sorely missed.

Now, I propose that next week's theme be vintage. It would be quite charming.

Now, I don't really have much to say, except for that it's incredibly hot, so I'll just be moving on to my features.

Today in History, scientists declared Pluto to be "not a planet", and I declared them "idiots". I'm rather fond of Pluto, and I always have been, so it was quite a shock when my favourite planet was demoted so abruptly. What hogwash.

And TVDIRT is difficult, as there is no theme, but whatever. Here is a song by the lovely Lady Gaga, and here is Alex Day being adorable about it.

Tata, darlings.